Never forget another anniversary

Ensuring you don't get totally burned for forgetting an anniversary/birthday/Mole day again, the Remember Ring keeps you on your toes by sending irksome pulses of heat for a few seconds every hour during the day prior to an important occasion

While it may resemble a typical wedding band and come in seven 14K white or yellow gold styles, there's actually a microchip-equipped "Hot Spot" hidden along its interior that recharges by converting body heat into electricity. On the specified important day (you indicate when ordering), it'll periodically heat up to 120 degrees -- a temp they assure won't actually burn you.