Where to stash everything you want hidden

Easily mistaken for a simple wooden box, the Shrine's actually a labyrinthian set of lockable drawers, each sized to accommodate a specific item you'd want kept safe & secure (e.g, booze bottles, documents, a laptop...), and accessible only with unique antique-style brass keys. What's more, there's even a "secret room" shockingly well-concealed behind one, should you feel the need to hide some things from yourself.