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The automated machine gun is the least deadly thing on this speedboat

If you couldn't already tell, XSMG Defence is a government contractor whose sole mission statement is to build speedboats that can start wars shoot things. Their signature offering, the XSM Interceptor comes in a range of sizes depending on how many nuclear submarines you need to eliminate, or how many fighter jets you need to take out of the sky.

Favorite line from the weapons diagram: "The Kongsberg Sea Protector is a fully stabalised remote controlled weapon station. Precision kill capabilities help conserve ammunition and limit the risk of inflicting collateral damage. All this while the crew remains safe and unexposed to hostile fire."
What a ludicrous machine.

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