This drink dispenser squeezes liquor from a stone

How great would it be if science discovered a rock that secreted alcohol? The New York Times would have some front page trend piece on how Yellowstone National Park was dealing with an outbreak of hikers lapping at limestone. C'mon labcoats! Until then, the $125 Stone Drink Dispenser is the next best thing. Cut from granite with a stainless steel dispenser and beach stone lever, it's a tap for your favorite liquor.