Tech

The next iPhone is coming in gold and everyone is freaking out

By Published On 08/20/2013 By Published On 08/20/2013
New Line Cinema

If you haven't read that Apple is coming out with a range of new iPhones at their event on September 10th, you've probably been living under a rock the size of Montana.

Seriously, just look at these nutjobs.

Business Insider

Does this even count as news coverage? Who is this gold faced lady? What am I even looking at here?

This is the culture we have become. So hungry for any scrap of gossip around shiny new phones that we enable douche canoes like this to pose in front of thousands of freaky ass fans. Which ultimately enables guys like Greg Packer (below) to continue to make front page news.

Go home, Greg. Nobody cares, and you look like you need to bathe.