As you prepare to sip egg nog until your pants no longer fit, it's important to reflect on all the ridiculous stuff you've gotten away with this year. This holiday season, thank your friends and family for putting up with your bullsh*t with high-quality gifts they won't want to return.
We tell you the best things to eat, drink, and do. Now we're telling you the best things to buy for everyone on your list, with prices ranging from $ to $$$. This is the stuff that'll have your crew looking better, living funner, and generally, being awesomer. You're about to go down in gift-giving history, so get shoppin'.