The toughest spork you've ever seen

A perfect addition to your camping pack/hiking gear/briefcase, the S.H.O.V.E.L. ("semi-horned oblong versatile eating ladle", obviously) is a titanium spork-esque device useful for much more than dumping food into your mouth. Its also strong enough for digging into the ground, has a serrated knife edge for cutting, a bottle opener, and even has six feet of red paracord wrapped around its body, which can be used to carry heavy loads, or keep at the ready around your neck.