It's Friday, dammit. Treat yourself to our rundown of the hottest Kickstarter campaigns from the past week.
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Rubber Band Machine Gun Price: $49 Status: $3,750 of $10,000 goal Estimated delivery: February 2014 Prepare for your inner 12-year-old to wet himself. This AA battery-powered, rapid-fire rubber band machine gun shoots 800 rounds per minute. That is all.
Polar Pens Price: $35+ Status: $594,000 of $13,500 goal — FUNDED Estimated delivery: February 2014 Boring phone calls be damned. These modular metallic stylus-pens are actually made up of cylindrical magnets surrounding an ink cartridge, that when taken apart transform into a hypnotizing desk toy.
Mipwr Dynamo Price: $25 Status: $3,734 of $78,00 goal Estimated delivery: February 2014 Imagine you're out and about with a dead phone and no access to a phone charger or back-up battery. If you had this mechanized case you could simply pull out the built-in crank and pump it to juice up power. Considering one minute of work only gets you about 30 seconds of talk time it's not going to bring you back to 100% very quickly, but in an emergency this thing could save your butt.
Split Earbuds Price: $155 Status: $23,742 of $435,000 goal Estimated delivery: April 2014 Hate the daily torture that is untangling your earbuds? Or getting trapped in their cords at the gym? These new fully wireless versions have on-board memory chips that you load up with your music. And you don't even have to touch them to change the track or volume, because they're controlled by clenching your jaw in specific patterns. For real.
Tikker Price: $39 Status: $3,452 of $25,000 Estimated delivery: April 2014 Think you would live differently if your watch was counting down to the day you're going to die? Strap on one of these and find out. It arrives with a questionnaire that roughly determines how much longer you'll be kickin', and has you program the watch accordingly, so every time you check the time you also get the chance to ruin your mood.