What happens when you accidentally bring a bottle of vodka into the sauna instead of water? You guessed it: science! And subsequently, the Vaportini! Equal parts hotel lobby bar, and New Jack City, the Vaportini uses a standard pint glass, and globe in which to heat the hooch. Once it reaches the point of vaporization just inhale through the straw. There now, aren't you glamorous? The Vaportini works best with 80-proof spirits, and according to its creators, is safer than drinking because you feel the effects immediately. Ironic you'll so quickly see double, given that onlookers will be staring like you've got two heads.