Snowstorms (or as the white rapper of "Informer" calls them, Mestorms) have been pummeling the country like total jerks all season, but being cooped up inside for days doesn't have to be miserable. To that end, here're a few ideas to keep you entertained, toasty, and even toasted.
Dyson Hot + Cool
A conversation piece as well as one of the priciest space heaters on the market, this marvel of modern technology needs no blades -- good luck finding work now, Wesley Snipes. Snag it for your coldest room.
A video of almost 2hrs of a hypnotic fire burning should keep you as nice and toasty, though like an Internet girlfriend, it can't keep you warm at night.
Ignore the model's creepy eyes and focus instead on the penguin-adorned Snuggie that says, "I like to stay warm and be fashionable at the same time." Wrap yourself in one.