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Zombie Bacon, Zombie Uterus, and a dozen more creepy / scary dolls

Zombie Bacon

What the hell ever happened to stuffed animals keeping the nightmares away? These 14 plush toys will haunt whatever dreams you manage to sneak into your half hour of fitful sleep.

Ralphie the Doll, from Xmas With Krampus

Every day spent with a doll from Xmas With Krampus is like Xmas, with Krampus.

Plushie posed like Naked Burt Reynolds

This Burt Reynolds lookalike has traded in his bearskin rug for tension-building blocks.

Call of the Cthulhu doll

"Cthulhu has also been spelled as Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cthulu, Cthullu, C'thulhu, Cighulu, Cathulu, C'thlu, Kathulu, Kutulu, Kthulhu, Q’thulu, K'tulu, Kthulhut, Kutu, Kulhu, Kutunluu, Ktulu, Cuitiliú, Thu Thu, and in many other ways." The only thing scarier than this doll is how much we depend on Wikipedia for knowledge.

A Shadow Basker

"Shadow Baskers hide in the dark corners of your house, and can sometimes be spotted moving out of the corner of your eye." Or eating the corner of your eye, and the rest of your eye, and your other eye, and the face between the first eye and the second eye.

Little Mikey from Monsters Inc

Some Little Mikey dolls are born less little than others.

Plush Goat with demon eyes

Rosemary's Baby Goat. What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs?

Robert Smith-looking doll

This is what happens when you listen to The Cure for 36 straight years.

Plush Bug

One man's "Bug" is another man's "Flying Demon Head With 2-3 Extra Rows of Teeth".

Lamont

If you stick a needle in "Lamont the Primitive Art Doll", does a guy named Lamont have to die, or can you kill whoever you want? Hopefully it's the latter -- there just aren't that many Lamonts left in the world.

The Octounicorn

The Octounicorn. Like the regular unicorn, this beast can only be tamed by a virgin.

Zombie Bacon: the most important meal of the DEAD.

A zombie uterus. No, really.

Nothing scary about this plush X-wing, except that it's not a plush X-wing, it's a "Zombie Uterus". What? Store owner description? Sure:
"Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you? Then a zombie uterus probably isn't that far fetched. Just in case you crave brains in stead of chocolate while PMSing the maker of The Prick Cushion introduces The Zombie Uterus. Inspired by the ovarian cysts, "That Time Of The Month" measures approx 6” in both height and width. Her lining is lifeless grey, with flesh-rotting green insides and the ovaries are a lovely shade of dried blood."

Merpp the Hammerheaded Alien

Actually, Merpp the Hammerheaded Alien is kind of cu....aahhhhhhhgodhaveyounomerppsy?

Dog in Demon Costume

This evil plushie has been given life. Hide the children! Hide the Kibbles 'n Bits of Children!