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This Carlos Danger shirt exists, and you can buy it

The number of reasons why you wouldn't buy this t-shirt are the same as the number of reasons why you'd actually vote for Anthony Weiner.

Also, like wieners, they come in sizes from small to XXL. So, as they say on the website you're about to click to, "Make it rain for my campaign!". Seriously, grab this t-shirt.

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