The Biggest News in Food, Made Bite-Sized Just for You

Because you’re either busy or pretending to be, we teamed up with the latest, greatest, most throwback cure for thirst -- the Coors Banquet Stubby Bottle -- to sift through EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN FOOD LAST MONTH. Then we stuffed the choicest bites of news into this too-hot-to-handle recap. Whether it involved the wild, wild Western hemisphere doing something absolutely crazy with ramen, or a plate of breakfast that 10 of the hungriest people you know wouldn’t have a chance of cleaning, we’ve got the sweet, sweet synopsis right here waiting for you.