The most joyous New Year's resolution you could ever make would be to quit freaking out like a pre-prom schoolgirl about plans for New Year's Eve. Book an epic evening where all the mayhem's taken care of for you, at Trump Casbah's New Year's bash.
That's right, Dan Jansen: this December 31, the thumping epicenter of Taj Mahal nightlife will throw the only extravaganza extravaganzic enough to celebrate the arrival of Millennium + Ten, not to mention the exit of the horribly named "oughts". Attend, and you'll get three hours of premium open bar, spins from D'Jais crew, DJ Cripples, and Chris Moody (all blasted through a sound system that defines state-of-the-art); mind-blowing visuals via 11 projection screens, a squadron of robotic cameras, insane light shows, and a control room that'd make Captain Kirk happy; and the midriff-flaunting Casbah dancers, who would make Captain Kirk even happier.
Grab a specially priced NYE Room Package (available at TrumpTaj.com), and you'll be set up with two tickets to the party, plus an overnight stay in a luxe guest room -- a sensuous den of luxury where you will hopefully not kick off 2010 by acting like a post-prom schoolgirl.