It's occasionally OK to let your nerdy allegiances shine through, as long as you don't make too big a deal out of how the Kessel Run couldn't actually be gauged in parsecs, as they're a measure of distance, not time...doh! Did it again!! Letting you geek out just about the coolest way possible, Short Sleeve Alliance. Printed up in the 'burbs, SSA's peddling heaping helpings of shirts, stickers, pins, and decals that careen through a variety of geeky genres (you better bet that includes Star Wars) while paying as little attention to copyrights as their lawyers soon will. Athletic cut tees give plenty of respect to the undead, with designs like the silenced-MP5-decked Zombie Killer and a Shaun of the Dead nod with "Follow Me to The Winchester", along with tributes to video game legends from red Mario and green Luigi logo numbers to one emblazoned with Hyrule High, which's either where Link got his diploma or what let him see all those fairies. Vinyl decals let you disguise your iPhone as an NES controller or GameBoy, while wall- or (supposedly) whip-worthy works involve attack monkeys armed with scoped .50 cals and RPGs, G.I. Joe's Cobra logo, a tri-pack of ninja throwing stars, a silhouette of Han Solo's blaster, and a Lego man with a boombox, who refuses to play anything by Philly-based DJ, producer, and songwriter Duplo. If you've got a little one/like to keep your kidnapping victims well-attired, they're printing up onesies with the Rebel Alliance logo on them, as well as "Euro-style" round stickers for your rear windshield, including one just reading "HOTH", to let everyone know what you were watching as you go to fuel up via yet another 'Castle Run.