Win the Thrillist-Express Nightlife Experience

Nightlife-wise, men have enough to worry about without agonizing over what they're going to wear -- chief among those concerns being that they don't spend their nightlife huddled in a corner with a bunch of agonizing men. Get outfitted -- and get a sweet night out in the process -- by entering to win the Thrillist-Express Nightlife Experience. The situation: Express, understanding that men want to dress well but don't want to have to think about dressing well, has selected three choice Philly destinations, and created looks to best match each. Win the Experience, and you and three friends each get a $250 Express gift card to put toward said looks, plus a three-stage plummet into impeccably dressed debauchery and/or shenanigans, comprised of: Dinner at Square 1682: Order up dinner, drinks, and seconds on everything while sporting the flatteringly fitted Express 1MX Shirt and Velvet Tailored Jacket -- giving you the nickname options "MX Master", "Velvet Revolver", or "Beansie". Grab the look right here

Drinks at The Franklin: Donning an Express Velvet Vest and signature Rocco Jeans, valiantly knock back nature's greatest gift -- the Aurora Borealis a well-mixed cocktail. Â Again, look, grab, right here

VIP Access to PYT: Hit this swank redoubt rocking the effortless cool of the Express Tux Trim Blazer and Graphic Tee. Avoid sabotaging effortless cool by pretending to sing along with "PYT" when you're obviously predicting the lyrics based on context.The look is beyond handsome -- it might even be ravishing

To enter the sweepstakes, just hit Express.com/Thrillist. If you win, don't be ashamed to cry like a baby -- because unlike with poorly dressed gaggles of socially timid dudes, nobody puts baby in a corner.

Gear, dinner, and drinks. Seems like a no-brainer, so sign up to win at Express.com/Thrillist. If you don't win, you can still nab $10 off every $50 you spend at your local Philly Express store. Click here.

No purchase necessary. Sweepstakes ends 12/31/09. For official rules, visit www.Express.com/rules