It's tough getting half-naked girls on your couch -- thanks to Megan Fox, these days even Hollywood producers have to convince actresses they're casting for a film exploring the erotic lives of upholsterers. Get skin on your sofa without being a scumbag, with pillows from Allegra B
Crafted by a cheeky stay-at-home mother of two who learned sewing from her gran, these 14" x 14" ass-padders feature bright, "provocative but not sleazy" scenes of vixens in various states of retro pin-up undress, plus backsides covered in soft corduroy, which won't really matter because it's the height of arrogance to think you can just flip these chicks over. Sexy supports of note include
The Great Outdoors: A passel of healthy damsels frolic in a woodsy setting, participating in activities like fishing, hunting, and, fittingly, straddling the head of an ursine rug with bear thighs
Mirage: A pair of pale-skinned beauties luxuriate amidst pastel tropical foliage with various leaves and petals placed precisely to hide the various cantaloupes, coconuts, and melons. Oh, and breasts
Inked: A wild, multicolored, fire-at-the-disco background provides stark contrast to a more modern pack of pouting, squatting, and lounging cuties, each sporting several tattoos -- impressive, since despite his diminutive stature Herve Villechaize still weighed like 90lbs
Allegra also offers plenty of non-fleshy patterns, including clusters of Day of the Dead skulls, tiki affairs, and adorable anime weirdness -- watch your favorite robot opera with them while sloppily eating takeout, and they'll More Than Meet the Thai.