Numchuck, then nap
Representing a huge leap in the art of cushion combat, Oregon City's Sushi Booties has unleashed the "Numchuck Pillow": sheathed in a wood-grained cover, it's comprised of two fabric chain-linked cylindrical bolsters described as "soft plushy over-sized", making them the perfect weapon for...Chow Yun-Fat? Just kidding, Steven Seagal.