Event of the Week Take advantage of the year's longest day -- and all the badass deals and freebies around town -- by following Thrillist's Best Day of Your Life itinerary from sunup to sundown (you're on your own after that) on Friday. Get your full roster of awesome right here\nThursday, June 20th Get psychedelic and dance your face off during the four-day, multi-venue Closer Electronic Music Fest. Get the lineup right here\nStuff your belly with a multi-course dinner inspired by central and Eastern European traditions at Gruner's Danubian Feast. Get a seat at the table here\nFeel good about overeating during Bites for Rights, during which 100+ restaurants across the state donate the lion's share of their proceeds to Basic Rights Oregon. Find out who's participating here\nFriday, June 21st Make like Johnny Appleseed's awesomer brother at the two-day Cider Summit, featuring 100+ artisanal brews poured on the South Waterfront (well, in glasses on the South Waterfront). Get the seedy details here\nJoin a biker gang (the pedal kind, not the Tim Allen\/John Travolta kind) for a ride to strip club Devil's Point and beyond during Dirty Diablo's Wild Ride. Find out the naked truth about the ride here\nSaturday, June 22nd Watch the Portland Timbers take on the Colorado Rapids during a day of home-game pandemonium. Score your seats here\nTaste and score bottles of super-rare West Coast wine during Wine Rush PDX at Sandbox Studios. Uncork the deets and get tickets here\nSunday, June 23rd Leave the wrench at home and head to Blitz 99 for a day of dodgeball mayhem and beer. Find out the rules here\nDid we miss anything? Are you dying to let the world know what you're doing this weekend? Let us (and the government) know in the comments.