PrivateWay

Whether your ex gave you herpes or ringworm, this "embarrassing goods" store lets you obtain the ointments you need without trumpeting your nastiness throughout Rite Aid. PW stocks everything from pre-moistened rectal pads, to strawberry-flavored dental dams, to Stud 100 Desensitizing Spray -- so the only mortifying tidbit the small, close-lipped, Michigan-based staff won't know about you is your profound fear of pharmacists.