However this person ended up in your bed -- a successful Tinder date, last-call eye contact -- is irrelevant to how you treat them once they're there. The proper thing to do the following morning is a) figure out their name, and then b) make them breakfast. We don't have any tips for the former, but we can certainly take care of the latter. We recommend you make one of these 12 breakfast dishes, all of which have been selected because they're creative, don't take long to make, and are easy to put together. Do this right and they might even want to bone you again!
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By the time the person you met last night is done using your mouthwash and rifling through the prescriptions in your medicine cabinet, you will have completed Half Baked Harvest's 10-minute breakfast. Plus, rhubarb is a decidedly fancy and impressive jam. Recipe here!
Avocados and eggs go together probably better than you and whoever you took home at last call last night, but since you didn't give up then, there's no reason to now! Heap the egg scramble and avocado on a warm tortilla and top it all off with some salsa -- you just might get laid again after breakfast. Get that recipe!
Pie for breakfast is decadent and hedonistic, which is exactly the vibe you should go for. Plus, you can prepare this in the microwave, which will make you seem just the right amount of disinterested. Always keep them guessing! Here's the recipe.
Allow that person in your bed to think you're a regular Jamba Juice employee -- you could even role-play! "Here's your juice, ma'am," you'll say. And she'll be all, "I'm gonna juice you." You two are probably going to be better at role-playing than I am. Recipe here!
Sure, it's simple, but there's something impressive about turning this appetizer into a legitimate breakfast. The best part about this recipe though, is that unlike typical bruschetta, it doesn't employ garlic or onions. Save eating those smelly bulbs for date five. Get the recipe.
There's something about shaving pecorino onto a dish that gives it a certain class (and by extension, you!), which is great if you want to make your sex date forget all about how much you drooled all over your pillow. Also, it's only four ingredients, so, small investment, big payoff here. Here's the recipe.
Like the time you tried to introduce Greek yogurt in the bedroom, this dish is a mix of healthy, naughty, and a little weird -- there's both quinoa and bacon, which cancel each other out health-wise, I'm pretty sure. If Whole Foods had a 24-hour diner, this recipe would be on the menu.
Think ahead and buy this magical ingredient called "egg crepe." With it you can make this super-easy, crazy-creative morning meal. And then afterwards they'll roll around with you in the sack. Sushi pun! Yessss.
Our very own recipes editor Perry Santanachote invented these breakfast cookies expressly to get you laid, and they shockingly only take a half-hour to make. And according to my math, that's 29 minutes and 30 seconds longer than sex takes! Why is no one with me on this?
Anyone can serve someone scrambled eggs, but offering the person you freaked a frittata is way more spectacular. And the best part about The Indolent Cook's recipe is that it takes less work than cooking eggs on the stovetop -- the oven does the heavy lifting for you in 15 minutes.
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Lee Bresloueris a senior writer for Thrillist, and loves both eggs and avocados with all his heart. Follow him to better breakfasts: @LeeBreslouer.