Stuffed Pizza Burger
Sbarro's stuffed pizzas are already pretty damn good on their own, but hamburger meat and Big Mac toppings turn 'em into a meal with enough calories to jump-start an out-of-control shopping orgy at that Hot Topic we already talked about.
THE MASHUP: 2 slices Sbarro stuffed pizza (we got the sausage and pepperoni) + 1 McDonald's Big Mac. Take the patties, cheese, lettuce, and pickles out of the burger, mopping up as much special sauce as you can, and stagger them on one slice of pizza. Top with the other slice. Throw those buns at the wall.