Bottoms Up from Happy Hour Time Pieces

The happiest watch-smiths in SD are pre-selling ($50 off) a brand new, classed-up version of their patented beer-bottle-opening-buckle timepieces, with faux-hands permanently set to five o'clock, stainless steel cases, and calf leather bands, which'll make you feel horrible when they fail to wrap around your cankles. Seriously dude, Stacker 2.