Another month in the books means another month's worth of magical Thrillist finds from all over the country. Savor them, especially if you're a Leap Baby, because this year you get nothing.
Emailed to New York: I Bang the Worst Dudes
An only-slightly anonymized photo rundown of dudes the author and/or friends have regrettably bumped uglies with, Bang's run by a NYer with the modest goal of writing about "all the terrible things I've subjected my vagina to".
Here's to hoping you're not contained herein
Emailed to Boston: Arrow Moccasins
From a family of Hudson-based craftsmen, Arrow Moc's Sitting Bull-worthy footwear's created by using beeswax-coated near-indestructible thread to hand-stitch extra heavy Swiss cowhides, which are all tanned in England using a special process that "no one in the world has been able to copy", except George Hamilton.
Get your Pocahontas-stalking slippers here
Emailed to Miami: PalmBeachPrime
PBP buys bulk USDA Prime from a purveyor who otherwise only sells direct to institutions like The Forge and Smith & Wollensky; they then repackage, throw in cooking tips, and one-day it in special packing that keeps contents as cold as -109 degrees F, though your meat probably quit caring at -68.
Meet your sweet, sweet meat
Emailed to Los Angeles: Bumpy Pitch
Started by two local ex-pros, (one a veteran of the Galaxy, both of far more legitimate European teams) Pitch's tees offer fashionable "football" nostalgia via vintage prints of seriously sweet-looking logos from defunct American teams that absolutely no one's ever heard of.
More on sweet soccer tees
Emailed to Nation: Otalo
Bringing together the best destination pads peddled on the web, OT bills itself as "kind of like Google, but for vacation rentals", which is totally professional.
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