Baking's image is so Betty-Crockerish, only possession by the purest of evil could man it up enough to make you break out the oven mitts. Well what do you know: The Black Oven
Oven's penned in Oaktown by 22yr-old "Megan", who channels her "unhealthy relationship with Black Metal" music (beyond-abrasive, misanthropic, Scandinavian) into easy recipes for "immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness".
Whether it's Frostbitten Molasses Cookies Entombed w/ Ginger or Red Velvet Cupcakes w/ Coconut Celtic Frosting, each entry's intro'd with what reads like a warning: "packed full of grim and evil spices, they will leave you feeling despondent and isolated within their stronghold of flavor", or "I assure you that lurking beneath the moist and dainty surface there is a wretched force to be reckoned with"
Next comes a picture of the treat, ingredients (baking soda, eggs, vanilla extract, molasses...virgin blood?), and brutal notes for the kitchen-challenged, like "Stir gently until just combined. Too much friction annihilates the bubbles!
The blog's still new, but as it metastasizes Megan's tags (ginger, chocolate, Judas Iscariot, Immortal) will help you quickly navigate, so that you too will be possessed by the purest evil -- 7 dozen piping hot cookies.