Travel expands the mind -- which explains why yours is like a desiccated pea in a cup of instant noodles. Before that pea shrivels any further, hit up the Travelzoo Top 20®.
Now as always, Travelzoo's there with weekly Top 20® deals tightly assembled to help you bolt town on the cheap. The choicest places you should be going (for the rest, see below):
The Atlantis Resort, Bahamas: Take a bath in one of the world's premier casinos, then take a swim in the crystal clear Atlantic Ocean waters -- because nothing soothes the pain of bankruptcy like the sweet come-hither of the undertow.
$129 - Bahamas 'Atlantis' Resort incl. Upgrade (Reg. $290)
Europe from across the US: England. France. Germany. The Khanate of Astrakhan. Three are countries you can easily hop over to for the best weekend of your life. The fourth collapsed in the 1600s, but can endow one with an impressive Euro identity: "I don't like to tell people this, butÂ…I'm the Khan of the Khanate of Astrakhan."
$196 & up - Fly to Europe from Across the U.S. (each way)
Still undecided? Try these options:
$169 & up - Fly to London from 19 Cities, w/FREE Hotel Stay
$399 - Jamaica: All-Inclusive Junior Suite Getaway w/Air
$39.95 - Orlando B&B Package, into February
$199 - Caribbean 4-Night Cruise; Book by Friday
$56 & up - Holiday Fares between 200+ Cities (each way)
$95 - New Orleans 4-Diamond Hotel w/Upgrade
$599 - Balcony Cabin on 7-Night Hawaii Cruise, Last Minute
$109-$129 - Fly Coast to Coast on Virgin America
$117 - Denver Boutique Hotel incl. Parking, 55% OFF
$1299 - 'Pyramids & Petra' Tour Package incl. Flights
$129 - Lakefront Scottsdale Resort w/$100 Credit
$98 & up - American Slashes Fares this Winter (Roundtrip)
$69 - Historic Lodge in Olympic National Forest (WA)
$139 - Wine Tasting Package at 4-Diamond Napa Resort
$89 - Riviera Maya All-Inclusive 'Dreams' Resort, 65% OFF
$119 & up - Las Vegas 3-Night Packages from 60+ Cities
$179 - Midtown Manhattan All-Suite Hotel
$899 - Rome, Florence & Venice: 9 Nights & Air
Hop on one of these deals today, or your perspective will diminish until you're incapable of traveling farther than your local convenience store, which stocks instant noodles that perfectly compliment the pea between your ears.