Owning a fine custom suit shouldn't be reserved for the idle rich -- after all, when you're that wealthy, you can go pretty much anywhere in a fur bomber hat and hilarious novelty boxers. Get custom suits at benevolent prices, from Astor & Black.
Using fabrics from Scabal, Dormeuil, Loro Piana, and more, A&B offers fully canvassed, handmade suits, jackets, pants, and shirts equal or superior in quality to other custom shops -- but priced less than off-the-rack competitors, whose staffs couldn't be less interested in your happiness, or, more importantly, your handsomeness. Better yet, because you're incredibly busy, A&B will send an expert to fit you at your home or office; they've got representatives all over the country, so provided you actually have a home or office -- and it's not in Newfoundland -- you're golden.
To see how superlative product and surprising savings can live together as harmoniously as Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter-Birney, click here for four glorious wardrobe packages -- buy any of them, and they'll throw in a luxuriant, custom-made dress shirt for free. Because while your own novelty boxers are no doubt hilarious, going to work in them would leave you idly incarcerated.