Lifestyle

Phoenix Hotel

Up until May, you could walk right into this Andy Warhol-inspired, avant-garde-arted Tenderloin oasis via the attached Bambuddha Lounge. But with Bambuddha now closed, things've gotten a little trickier -- there's only one way in and out and it's guarded by a not not attractive red head at the reception desk who's more than willing to check the hotel computer to see if your friend "Pedro" who was supposed to meet you at the pool is actually in the guest registry -- so to make things easier, here're the Top 5 most used hotel guest names: James, John, Robert, Michael, and William. That's right, suck it David.