Some things in life are worth driving all the way out to Fremont for. Well actually, just breasts. Enter Your Coffee Cups, a cheery, full-service coffee drive-through manned by five bikini-clad baristas, all run by a lawnchair-lounging, out-of-work general contractor so lady-focused, perhaps the issue was how much he thought with his caulk.
We asked a couple of their ladies to take time out from slinging "A/B/C/D-cup"-sized Mr.Espresso blends to answer pressing questions:
Double or Triple Rainbow?
Marsha: Uh... double. I like even numbers.
Maria: Um, I'm going to go double, cause I wasn't aware there was a triple. Just about every time there's a rainbow there's a double.
Puppies or Kittens?
Marsha: Puppies. I'm not good with p*ssies.
Sugar or Cream?
Maria: I'll go for sugar because I'm pretty much a vegan. Well ... I'm a vegetarian.
Stewardess or Flight Attendant?
Marsha: What's the difference? Is there a difference? (Thrillist explains) I'd go with Stewardess, it sounds more official.
Maria: Stewardess. I think stewardess sounds nicer, more professional. Flight Attendant, you're like the maid of the plane or something.
Mr. Belvedere or Mr. Clean?
Marsha: Oh my god. Who's Mr. Belvedere? Is that a white person show? (Explanation) Mr. Belvedere then, he can probably cook s**t too, Mr. Clean just scrubs s**t.
Mary Ann or Ginger?
Maria: I'm not sure who they are. (Explanation) I remember, is that where the kids go on the boat trip? (Sure) Ginger, because that's the one I remember.
Rolling Stones or Creed?
Maria: Wow. Rolling Stones, cause it's like old school, the real deal. Not a lot of people know Creed.