Cordarounds Reversible Smoking Jacket

Fit for both the holiday party and the ill-advised holiday after-party, this dual purpose coat features horizontal corduroy on one side (so soft, they claim it's "vagisoft") and floral-patterned silk on the other. Accents include a contrast cashmere under-collar, as well as a silken breast-pocket "autohankie" on the cord side, hinting at both the lounginess beneath, and the fact that you have consumption.