Jasper clowns Humphry Slocombe's "self important" ice cream shop Twitter feed brutally, dropping pearls like, "Put on a helmet. Dial 91, and be ready to dial the next 1. Ready? Wearing a diaper? OK: We have ice cream in WEIRD FLAVORS!!! OMFG!!!". Rumor has it that if you follow Jasper, Humphry Slocombe will actually stop following you. Consider yourself warned @RealMrsHumphrySlocombe.
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