There's a ton of totally worthwhile things you can now do online, like pay your bills, or order a pizza, or snag a $10,000 share of Bill Gates' fortune by forwarding this email to 10 of your closest friends. This is for real. Now making coats n' trousers worthwhile and Internet-friendly, Proper Suit.
Started by two college bro-paternos and their Mandarin-speaking, definitely-not-Mandarin buddy McGregor, SF-headquartered P. Suit makes custom-fitted, under-$500 get-ups that're tailored to your measurements by non-sweatshop stitching pros in China and shipped to you in 2-3 weeks, also the exact amount of time it takes the 49ers to take it in the pants for the season. You'll choose from one of 44 classic suit fabrics (like B&W Herringbone, Charcoal Stripe, Essential Black) and eight interior liners, then make the call on the number of buttons, types of vents, style of lapels, pick stitching, and whether or not you want trouser pleats and cuffs, or as T.I. prefers to call them "reminder braceletz". Once your suit's customized, it's time to make it custom-fitted by typing in 20 different measurements that'll take 15 minutes to procure and'll include everything from knee to neck, which you can just leave blank, Tom Cable.
And in case you need something a little fancier, they'll have tuxedos in three months time, plus winter jackets launching next... winter, also about the time you should be receiving well over $50,000 from Dave Rhodes -- dude just knows how to make money fast!