Drink: Liquid induced conviviality livened up those reassuring fireside chats, while encouraging aggressive advances on garden gnomes, and for a lucky few, a trip to the pearly gates.
Food: When it came time for pigging out some chefs took very seriously the advice to go east young man, while others put lipstick on it, and still others tempted diners with a peak at their back-end.
Gear: To improve their wardrobes discerning gentlemen gave free range of their closets to some seriously cheeky broads who didn't really do anything but ask "can I kick it"?
Events: In search of fun intrepid adventurers put their balls at serious risk in pursuit of some very trashy box, when the smart thing would have been to lounge awkwardly in someone else's living room.
Services: In times when even your most basic desires are ignored a nostalgic political consultant came to the rescue, and a way was found to satisfy all your desires without leaving your house.