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jDUCT wallets

Keep all those three dollar bills safe in these meticulously engineered made-in-the-PDX duct tape bill folds, like the bright yellow "Ninja" emblazoned with a kicking secret assassin, the gray retro game controller boasting "Atari", and one in light blue w/ a stylized cassette tape unspooling across the fold; all're designed for maximum storage with minimum "bulge", eerily similar to your cargo pants... oooohhh BURN!