Nutcase Helmets

The Portland hard hatters have dropped a new collection of whimsically-styled bike/skate head protectors souped up with fancy acronym'd plastics for high impact protection, multiple vents, and a quick release chin strap; designs include the preppy navy/red American Argyle, the red/white Shark Attack, the literally fruity-looking Watermelon, and green-trimmed Blue Star Glitter, also the sequel to Mariah's crappy film in which she's played by Kayla Kupcakes, but, like, way more convincingly.