Rich Kids Clothing Company

Slickly-curated steetwear shop Urbanity's dropped the first piece from its brand-new, ironically-named, in-house gear line, which boasts a wealth/recession inspired quote from the shop's owner on the back (future pieces will too), and the line's sunglasssed Richie Rich-style logo on the front. The tee comes in two colorways: black/pink, and white trimmed with a Nike-inspired gray crackle so people "can match Jordan", or, you know, move to Miami instead.