Romantic getaways consist of the San Antonio River Walk
Get ready, because there are a lot of margaritas and Embassy Suites overnighters in your future. Maybe some SeaWorld, too. You’re gonna remember the Alamo so hard.
You deal with a lot of dietary preferences
Hope you’ve got a vegan, gluten-free, kosher spot on lock. And if that lettuce didn’t come from a local farm, you’re sooo not getting laid.*
*Or, yeah, you’re just eating barbecue. There is no middle ground.