Nine out of 10 anniversary dinners are at Uchi
Tyson Cole is literally the only thing keeping relationships alive.
You don’t just date someone -- you date their hobbies
Good luck fitting that date in around homeboy’s woodworking schedule.
This is Never-Never Land. And no one grows up
Why would you want to settle down? You’re 46 and single and unemployed. You’re in your prime. YOU’RE LIVING THE DREAM.
No one makes definite plans
“We should TOTALLY try that restaurant…”
“We HAVE to go see that band…”
“WHEN you meet my friends…”
... Ya know, um… at some point.
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Sam Sumpter is an Austin writer who is thinking of taking up kickball. Follow her on Twitter at @Its_Sam_babaaay.