Winter is “Netflix and Chill” season
By the time spring rolls around, we’re so sick of staying indoors that you’ll get MAJOR bonus points for thinking up fun outdoor dates. But seriously, whatever you do, don’t ask us to spend a beautiful summer day indoors.
The worst thing you can do on a first date is put up a front
Chicagoans tend to be no-bullshit, and this attitude carries over into our dating lives. Gentlemen, a 30-minute monologue about your financial success may be appealing to girls in other cities, but it’ll cause our eyes to roll so hard they may actually get caught in the back of our head. Thankfully, since you’re so rich and successful, you’ll be able to pay for our subsequent visit to an ophthalmologist, riiiiight?