You will hook up at this party
Because their marketing director (pictured above in fishnets, really) thinks McFadden's in Addison is Dallas's best hook-up bar, she's developed a nearly foolproof plan for making you believe it too: simply register on their site as single, let 'em know how old you are and what you're looking for (i.e. girl, guy, girl that used to be a guy?, guy that used to be a guy???) and show up on Friday. They'll ply you with crazy-cheap booze (buck pints, two buck 'tails for the first one) and stick you in a big room with women wearing bright pink wristbands that say they're single & looking for a man.