We’re not over college and we’re not trying to be
Saturdays are for college sports, and yes, we’re still rocking our old fraternity/sorority tees. They don’t get old, just like our love for tailgating and ability to absolutely crush the flip cup table.
We have a Whataburger addiction and it’s not going away
Save your breath when trying to convince us Shake Shack really is seriously going to change our life. We’re Orange & White, Fancy Ketchup, Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit ride-or-die. Also, we’re stopping there on the way to your coworker’s engagement party whether you like it or not.
That being said, we expect our dates to love all kinds of food
Remember that thing we said about Houstonians and diversity? That means we want have a go to spot for pho, another one for curry, and at least five for tacos. We expect you to be down for all of it.
We may not actually be from Houston
We may say we’re from Houston, but that either means we’re from a 'burb we know you’ve never heard of or we moved here 10 years ago and are therefore staking claim to the this city as our own. You may as well just say you’re from here, too.
Sign up here for our daily Houston email and be the first to get all the food/drink/fun in town.
Brooke Viggiano is a Houston writer who is but isn’t from Houston. Not sure what that means? Find out by following her @BrookeViggiano.