Happy hour is more important than dinner
You may have to curb your expectations for date night, because happy hour is happening first and foremost. Instead of pinot and filet, think more along the lines of BOGO burgers and half-price beers. Or 10pm pizza delivery after a sick bar hopping sesh.
You’re 100% going to a couple’s brunch this weekend
You didn’t really plan on going for a nice Sunday afternoon bike ride, did you? Your newest conquest wants you to meet her bestie’s newest conquest over eggs Benny and bottomless mimosas, and she wants to do it NOW.
Where you reside is a significant factor in how hard we’ll try with you
Fact: things aren’t going to work out if you live in Pearland and we live in Midtown. Most importantly because why are you living in Pearland, but also because that thing we said about traffic earlier.