We’re super chill until the traffic hits
You may think your new hot catch is sweet, that is until you sit in the passenger seat. No doubt a local’s true colors will fly the second someone tries to cut us off and all hell breaks loose. A good test of our mental health is to see how long it takes us to calm back down afterward.
Happy hour is more important than dinner
You may have to curb your expectations for date night, because happy hour is happening first and foremost. Instead of pinot and filet, think more along the lines of BOGO burgers and half-price beers. Or 10pm pizza delivery after a sick bar hopping sesh.
You’re 100% going to a couple’s brunch this weekend
You didn’t really plan on going for a nice Sunday afternoon bike ride, did you? Your newest conquest wants you to meet her bestie’s newest conquest over eggs Benny and bottomless mimosas, and she wants to do it NOW.