Getting married is a beautiful thing. But wouldn't it be even beautiful-er if you could do it for $99 in the back of a Ford Transit Connect van with two ordained-on-the-Internet ministers? Introducing Las Vegas Wedding Wagon, your new, "personal", curbside wedding-mobile, ready to give you your happily ever after in 10mins or less, no matter where you are in Vegas. You've probably got a lot of questions right now, or maybe even just six questions and a comment..
Wait, so this thing is really $99? Isn't that how much most weddings cost anyway? No, dude. They're like, a lot more than that
Really? You sure about that? Ok, well what does it include? The minister, the legal marriage-confirming ceremony, and up to five CANDID (!!!) photos
Wait, CANDID photos? Not staged ones? Are you sure about this? Totally. They're professionals
Awesome. Alright, are there any add-ons? Like, a wedding cake, or a sit-down three-course meal, or, dude, a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? They've got a super classy Wedding Wagon t-shirt for $20
Even better. Oh, do I need to bring a witness? Nope, that's included too
This is amazing. Alright, let's do this. I'm at the Tropicana right now and I've got a heater going on the Mahjong table, but I should have a 10min window between my gondola ride at the Venetian this afternoon and the Treasure Island boat show. Cool, just reserve a date and time using their online reservation system, or call/text for an instant wedding anytime between noon and 9p
You'd better be right about these candid photos.