When it comes to relationships, there're just soo many important dates to keep track of -- and also, you're supposed to take your girlfriend out once in a while (hey-o!). Stay on top of your anniversaries in the hopes she'll forgive your adultery, with MANsaver.
A brand-new, ass-saving, free app
named for Spike's must-watch show about chesty girls boob-crushing beer cans, MANsaver auto-tracks your relationship's milestones so you don't have to, using push-notification (five days prior) to keep you out of the doghouse, and potentially even get you into the pound (double hey-o!?). Simply enter your status (dating/ married) and when that commenced, and they'll instantly return you a calendar with dates of import, from the actually important (Valentine's), to the opportunistic, like National Sundae Day, Teddy Bear Picnic Day, and a day called "Kiss Your Mate", which's the only time you'll be able to truthfully tell her she's your "first". Along with the general holidays, they'll also alert you to your own relationship's specific milestones, from the standard one month, to random brownie point-racking crap like 111, 222, and 333 days spent side-by-side, and even when you're about to have enjoyed 1,234 days together --just be sure not to do the same with 28 Days, as you don't want your chick falling for Dominic West's roguish smirk.
Lest you do any work at all, each alert'll come with a suggested text to send her, like "while working out at the gym today, I'm pausing between sets to let you know how much sweat I'm sacrificing so that you can enjoy these goods", which if accurate, means that even should you get caught, you'll still be able to push-up on something (ohhhh!).