Is a Road House DVD a great V-Day gift for your girlfriend? Yes. Does she realize that? No, and she might never, which is why we rounded up three gifts that will ensure she doesn't lock you in a chicken-wire cage and hurl beer bottles at you.
Coolhaus's Ice Cream Sandwich of the Month Club
The peeps over at Miami's architectural ice cream truck will custom-make a new four-pack of cookie sammies (potato chip/butterscotch, beer/pretzel, chocolate/Jack Daniel's... Peking duck/do you really need another flavor with that one?), and deliver them to your girl the first week of every month.
$179 will keep her happy for at least three months. Hit up their online form to get your order locked and loaded.
Nelson Night Desk Clock
If your GF's always late, or Flavor Flav, grab one of these artsy desk clocks from the Miami Beach home store, including the above one modeled after the original by your third-favorite clock designer, George Nelson.
This one's $410, or see what else you can get at CircleArtOnline.com
1560 Lenox; South Beach; 305.531.1859
The Standard Miami's Hamam
Book the two of you a spa treatment in the very sexy hamam, and you'll get dual massages/body scrubs on heated rock slabs as all sorts of half-naked chicks getting the same things done to them definitely won't distract you.
And it's just $95. Book this steamy sucker over at StandardHotels.com.
40 Island Ave; Miami Beach; 305.673.1717