Who better to give relationship advice than anonymous posters on the internet? No seriously, do you know someone? Ok, whatever then, hit up this site dreamt up by a Minnesota guy during "the blizzard of 2010" (uh, which one?), and featuring love-related, profanity-laced, user-submitted tidbits for him ("Grow a f#*%ing mustache") and her ("It's okay if you're the big spoon, his arm starts to f#*%ing hurt sometimes").
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