Coffee dates will only happen at one place
Starbucks? Wrong. Seattle's Best? Wait, do those even exist anymore? Peet's? Peet's is actually pretty good, that might not be a bad idea... but, NO!
We're going to Dunkin' Motherfucking Donuts, baby.
Of course you should order the largest possible Dunkaccino AND a croissandwich. We're generous like that. Plus, we still have money on that gift card our Nana gave us two Christmases ago. So yeah, things are going pretty well here.
You're 100% going to see our parents' summer house in Cape Cod
Wait, not in July, our grandparents have it that whole month. No, the second weekend in August is no good, Uncle Paul's taking that blackjack dealer from Foxwoods he just started dating, although that'll probably be over by June. Hmm Labor Day weekend MIGHT work but we'll have to check OK FINE YOU CAUGHT US IT'S JUST A TIMESHARE.