As you stare at Ohio's purple outline on CNN for the next 16 months of the presidential election, remember that inside the state sits 174 strip clubs (one for every 66,000 people), most of which boast full liquor bars. Honestly, they’d have cracked the top 10 if only full contact lap dances were allowed.
Two words: The Block. Sure, that’s about all Maryland’s got going on strip joint-wise, but with 20 clubs on one street (none of which charge a cover), that’s enough to land them in the top 15.
13. New York
Though the fourth-largest state in the nation maintains a respectable 223 clubs, it lags behind big-state brethren Florida because clubs can only serve liquor alongside topless (rather than fully nude) dancers.That said, being home to Scores and the Vivid Cabaret -- two of our 21 best clubs -- helps catapult them onto the list.
A state known for its copious consumption of beer and cheese also maintains nearly 100 joints where residents can ogle naked people who hopefully do not... consume a copious amount of beer and cheese.
If this list was based on strip clubs per square mile (rather than per capita), the last frontier would be dead last. With only eight clubs in a state 1/5 the size of the entire contiguous United States, you may need to take a bush plane to reach one. But once you do, you'll be pleased to learn that they’re all full nude, full liquor, and full contact. Also, the Great Alaskan Bush Company is one of your 21 best strip clubs in America.