You’re too tired to talk
Yes, we are often the chattier sex -- and we’re not shy about sharing every second of our day with you. But we’re also not trying to torture you. So on those nights you don’t feel like going over every detail of our best friend’s most recent breakup, just tell us you need to crash. We appreciate the effort, but staying up isn’t worth it if you’re going to say “what?” after every other sentence.
You’re attracted to other women
We recognize a beautiful woman when we see one; it’s how we find style inspiration. If a hot girl walks into a room, it’s more surprising when a guy doesn’t notice her. We're not blind and we know you’re not either. You don’t have to play dead, just be cool about it. Every woman wants her boyfriend to think she’s sexy, but we also know Emily Ratajkowski isn’t ugly. Just don’t ever make the mistake of checking out our friends or family members.
Sound easy enough? Despite anything Drake has to say, women are realistic. We’re swimming through the same crazy dating cesspool you are! So if something sounds suspicious, trust me: we’ll know. So just take a breath, be honest and spare everyone some stress.
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Aimée La Fountain is a wordsmith who’s here to be your wing-woman, like a power-blonde version of Eric Murphy. Go follow her on Twitter: @aimeelafountain.