Hello, basic bros! It's fall: the season of gourds shaped like dicks, and also cute-ass dates. To help you cultivate love during this amorous annual moment, we present you with Thrillist's Basic Bro's Guide to Fall Dating: a handy collection of tips, hacks, and ideas to get the very most rustic, cozy, pumpkin-spiced eroticism out of autumn as humanly possible.
First of all: get a girlfriend
If you’ve already found a benevolent woman brave/stupid enough to date you, congratulations! Scroll down.
If not, that’s OK! Fall is the ideal time to find a new girlfriend. In the Western Hemisphere, autumn is traditionally considered the beginning of “cuffing season," a perfect term (thanks Black Twitter!) to describe the cuddle-heavy, relationship-inducing months. For the sake of simplicity and hope, let’s assume that even if you’re currently single, you’ll be swept up in the season and cuffed to an amazing/hot/acceptable lady real soon, because fate, and meteorology, and stuff.