Shooting for part two of the Fifty Shades trilogy kicks off next month in Canada. While readers of the books are already well-versed in the plot, we thought we'd give the Fifty Shades Darker script our own (improved?) treatment.
Fifty Shades Darker: For Feminists
Christian Grey: Anastasia, come back to me.
Anastasia Steele: No.
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Nicole Caldwell is Thrillist's Sex & Dating Editor and read Fifty Shades of Grey purely for research purposes.