Who buys whom the ice cream?
They just bring their own money, but my friend told me that her boyfriend paid for her once.
Where does this money come from?
Just kidding, um, like from birthdays and Christmas. And drugs. And strip clubs.
How long do kids date?
Most of them date for a few weeks. One of my friends dumped her boyfriend for someone else. She texted him and the guy was like, "it's too late to say sorry now."
Just like Bieber
Two of my friends have done that -- texted their boyfriends and broken up with them. Some friends casually break up, because they've lost interest in each other.
Is there a lot of dating in your grade?
One of my friends is a player. She's dated, like, seven guys this year. She's the one who text-dumped her boyfriend.
Do kids still ask for each other's numbers?
Most of my friends talk over Instagram and Snapchat, but they started out getting each other's numbers. It still happens.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist who is glad to never have to go through middle school again.